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10.06.2025 09:37

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Still no good.
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Utah health officials monitoring potential measles exposure in southwestern Utah - KSL.com
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Rocks reveal the turning point when oxygen changed Earth forever - Earth.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
50 Cent Pledges to Prevent a Trump Pardon for Sean Combs: ‘I’m Gonna Reach Out’ - Rolling Stone
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Liverpool FC parade crash injured rises to 109 - BBC
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Mario Kart World Is Not An Open-World Game, Nintendo Says - GameSpot
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Security Camera Footage Reveals How Dog Puts Away His Toys After Playing - AOL.com